Happiness

Happiness is a feeling humans dont feel because there is no reason to anymore.

Sam: I'm so happy. I love happiness

Timmy: no you arent that's not a think
Sam: k

by Blu_Bear March 24, 2019

Happiness syndrome

A fenomenon where the human brain gains full immunity to all negative emotions. The only cure to this is nicotine.

After his crush asked him out, he was diagnosed with happiness syndrome.

by Bagelnine July 24, 2023

Be Happy

Yeah, she writes a book fucking 7 years after the fact about I have already. What a fucking hack. Another Jordan Peterson sycophant trying to co-opt the mental health industry.

Hym "Yeah, be happy that the mental breakdown having, pilled addicted, charlatan projecting his anxiety about his slut daughter getting folded like a pretzel, HIS fucking pill addiction, and spite for me onto the rest of you fucking idiots and then molding the mental health industry. Lysenkoism round 2. Pretty sound you'll all be unable to point a camera in our face without blubbering about the fact that you're not as (in his own words) brilliant as I am."

by Hym Iam April 8, 2024

Jolly happy

So fucking drunk and happy that you give away everything you own to strangers in one night.

Fucking joe was jolly happy and now we have no booze or money left to get the fuck out of here

by Sonny James 29 January 10, 2021

Happiness

doesn't exist

happiness

by UwU slander November 19, 2020

happiness

The ultimate aspiration of both individual humans and human society as a whole. The main issue with the obstacles in our way? Every time we move past one, we build another three up for ourselves. And ambition is a terrible thing.

"I have all of these dreams, you know, but I think the only reason I have them is because I just want happiness in the end. That's it."

by AquaDragon29 February 9, 2023

Happiness

Riding out of school on your llamacorn into the beautiful sunset.

Bye peasants I'm outta here, that's happiness.

by Th3LlamaQu33n16 June 5, 2015