Harold the god

Harold the god Is the man who created the Universe. Anyone who is named Harold Contain a peice of the once formidable god.

Friend: Have you heard of HAROLD the god?

Random Harold: ๏ђ ђ๏ɭץ ђคг๏ɭ๔ เ ɭєՇ ๓ץ ร๏ยɭ ς๏ภєςՇ Շ๏ ץ๏ยгร คร ค รคςгเŦςє Շ๏ ץ๏ย

Friend: Are you ok?

by Mr.McDonalds November 5, 2021

God Scissors

When someone uses their teeth to cut, break or rip someone or something.

Guy1: Hey man how did you open that?

Guy2: I used my teeth.

Guy3: Seems like you’re blessed with a pair of God Scissors!

by ;-------> July 6, 2021

God's breastmilk

An alcoholic beverage with a sweet, pleasant taste. The phrase is most commonly associated with Orchard Thieves' Cider and originates in Dublin.

After a long hard day it's nice to unwind and drink god's breastmilk.

by meangreenmememachine July 18, 2016

Bread God

One of the most powerful gods ever. He can control all breads.

1. NO way its the bread god
2. Bread god blessed me with bread

by Ultracanda August 27, 2022

Toe god

A fake god that Minecraft players worship with a sponge and they cut off there toes

The toe god is very hot and we love it

by Thisburrito July 26, 2022

The old gods

Referencing to tribal divinities that were popular before the inquisition slavery and colonialism.
It's a new generalized term that has no culture in particular in mind but is used to describe mysterious personalities of the forces of nature.

Go into the woods, talk to the old gods, get yourself focused and come back...

by Melun Djinn April 13, 2020

God's Rod

1- Take a tumbler and pint sized glass from the shelf

2- Go to the refrigerator and fill the pint glass with ice

3- Add 2 parts whiskey, 1 part peach schnapps and 1 part amaretto to the pint glass

4- Cover the top of the pint glass with the tumbler and then shake gingerly for a few seconds

5- Strain the contents into the tumbler glass (you can put some ice in the tumbler glass as well if you prefer)

6- Drink and repeat

Tom: "Hey I heard Fred had one too many God's Rods last night"

Jerry: "Yeah he suddenly started blaming poverty, world hunger, and The Inquisition on the Blacks, Jews, and Homosexuals"

Tom: "Wow, he really thought he was God's Rod"

Jerry: "YEP"

by rypring April 23, 2010