Flub the Duck

The act of self gratification by palming the shaft or in the female version to flick the bean.

Also the act of screwing up an action.

DUDE! I swear to God I flubbed the duck so hard last night I almost ripped it out!

So...I flub the duck twice a day

Uh oh...I flubbed the duck somehow...forgot to tell my wife that the condom broke.

by The Tofu of Drems July 25, 2014

duck simulator 2

the best duck clicker fps platformer rpg game ever made by a teenager with nothing else to do with their life

play duck simulator 2 on steam right now, its free!!!!11!1!!1!!1

by 283 IS THE BEST NUMBER FRFR April 1, 2023

Donald Ducking

When you wait shirt-on and no pants to your lover
Probably after he goes for milk at wallmart or cigars at the store.

"I forgot to buy milk at the store so I asked my partner to get it and pulled a Donald Ducking"

by Dr.Dela April 23, 2019

duck

another word for fuck because autocorrect doesn’t like the word and now i can say i did it on purpose

s-duck off
c-haha duck
s-i did it on purpose

by loverscherrycola November 2, 2022

duck

1. a spoiled 9 year old brat who got a phone and is still not allowed to say fuck so says duck.

2. autocorrection for fuck, especially awkward in online arguments.

1. duck you jemma you stole my husband wittle bitch.

2. “ugly ass hoe” duck you man “wtf bro”

by willy 38394843 March 8, 2021

Squeaking the Duck

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.

Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.

by Lushbeard July 12, 2017

Suck and duck

When you give a blow job for a favor of your choosing and you ignore them until You need another favor.

I needed $100 for my electric bill. It was just a quick suck and duck.

by JoLyn Thompson January 6, 2019