Dick Shannery

Some dude who posts on urbandictionary.com

Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.

by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019

Ruck Dick

When you ruck so much your dick gets so raw you can’t fuck

Yo Spink! You gonna smash that medieval peasant ho broad after this Norwegian March or you got that Ruck Dick?

by ThickWerm March 14, 2022

Dick Receptionist

Someone who is willing to receive dicks.

That dude hooked up with so many guys last night, he's such a dick receptionist.

by jaioramos November 15, 2022

dick canoe

A person that flakes on friends, family and relationships for their own personal agenda. They tend to float away and are consumed by their own ego.

Jamie is such a dick canoe, we were going to play COD but he went to eat a hotdog.

by MTYBargainedForYet July 5, 2017

Dick Mold

Anytime one's clothing (shorts, pants, etc.) molds the penis, leaving it visible.

This most commonly occurs when one gets out of a pool or ocean and the bathing suit sticks to and molds the penis, resulting in Dick Mold.

by Kasuhaku1 December 4, 2012

dog dicked

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.

Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."

by mhansen October 18, 2017

Mallet Dick

When it's wider around than it is long. As this prevents actual penetration from happening it forces the owner to pound around in the general vicinity of his target, hence the name mallet dick.

Lady: Damn he hit me with his mallet dick last night, I'm sore from my knees to my belly button

by #Splashback March 19, 2015