thank you jesus

when not to praise the lord and savior but to reconize a comical or superior situation

look at the ass on that girl right there. " thank you jesus "

by the BEAST July 6, 2004

Jesus H. Christ

1. A term used to properly adress the lord and savior of the christian religion.

The H obviously standing for hoe master because everyone knows that Jesus had a way with the ladies.

"Jesus H. Christ why dont my hoes give me any respect."
"Jesus H. Christ show me the way to your sanctom of bitches and hoes."

by Prancingwolf January 12, 2005

Jesus H. Christ

Jesus Howard Christ. Howard is from a parodistic form of the Lords Prayer:

Our Father who art in heaven,
Howard be Thy name...

In the actual prayer, "Howard" is actually the word "Hallowed".

The name is generally used as an exclamatory interjection.

Elf: The Iraqis shot down Santa!
Jesus: Jesus H. Christ!

by FriendlyFireIsOn October 16, 2005

Kung-fu jesus

A bloody wanker, who everybody hates

Everybody hates Kung-Fu jesus

by CommiePinko December 24, 2008

Super Raptor Jesus

Super Raptor Jesus is the most Common God in the Religion of "Gameing" its the same thing as jesus but hes a Raptor and has the powers of Superman

"hey Super Raptor Jesus will bless us for a victory!"

by Super Raptor Priest October 17, 2009

jesus fried chicken

its chicken made by the lord. Better than KFC

i am going to eat at Jfc( jesus fried chicken)

by amatochayourspaghet May 4, 2018

jesus feet water

Jesus feet water is milk mixed with water so that it looks like water that they would of probably washed feet in. if you were to of had coco pops and it made the milk brown and then you mix it with water it would be dirty Jesus feet water as he would of used it to wash his feet.

"go tip out that jesus feet water!"

"ew that is dirty jesus water, I hate coco pops"
"'you look like jesus water" - compliment

"you dont look like jesus water" - insult

by TimotheeandDan February 12, 2021