Nikebetes Club

The Nikebetes Club is a Facebook group and real life group of Nike employees that have type 1 diabetes.

Scott is such as dork. He put that he was President of the Nikebetes Club at the Beaverton Campus on his Linked In profile.

by Torbert January 27, 2024

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not vanilla club

A sex toy subscription company

Hey did you get your Not Vanilla Club order this month?

by bmg-definitions August 20, 2019

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Surf club

An exclusive club to those who can finish an alcoholic beverage while wakesurfing without a rope and pass the empty vessel back to the boat without falling.

I want to join surf club

by Wake maker January 22, 2017

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You are a member of the Epiphany club if you were born in the twelve days before or after Christmas (13th Dec - 6th Jan). Membership of the Epiphany club bestows some, if not all, of the following benefits:-
• People forget your birthday completely

• People will not buy you a Christmas / Birthday present (delete as appropriate), opting instead to buy you 'One big present' which never is.
• Nobody will want to attend a birthday party or go out on your birthday as they're too busy / broke / partied out / away visiting family. However will often say, "We will have a second birthday party in the summer" (which never materialises). There is an exception for those born on New Years Eve who do get to go out and party but attendees do it for the wrong reason.

• Your birthday presents (if you get one (see above)) will be wrapped in Christmas paper and the gift giver will apologise saying, "I couldn't find any birthday wrapping paper and had a lot of that instead"

I was born on Christmas day and get all the benefits of being a member of the Epiphany club.

by Milkysym December 20, 2015

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