Quacking Chickens

Quacking chickens is another term for duck. Which is another term for fuck. When u are texting or talking to someone and you can not use fuck people often say duck. But most people know what that really means and may still get mad. So, use quacking chickens to give people a laugh instead. That way while you are mad they are vulnerable because they are laughing and you have a good opportunity for revenge. Anyways, remember to stay safe and don’t kill in a very public spot.

Also this phrase helps not confuse people into thinking you’re saying duck so you don’t hit your head.

“I’m so quacking chickens mad.”

“Look at all them quacking chickens”

“Fuck!”
“LANGUAGE!”
“sorry, DUCK!”
“ I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS YOU’RE GROUNDED!”

“QUACKING CHICKENS!”
“Hahah what?”
“Oh nothing”

by quacking chickens November 4, 2020

chicken jamshot

Polaroid photos that you put on the table of you fucking the roasted chicken that everyone but you is eating.

Dean flipped the chicken jamshots of the oven stuffer roaster he fucked onto the table for everyone to see. Dean's sister didn't even blink.

by jazzballer March 10, 2016

headless chicken

When a farmer goes to chop off a chickens head but it stays alive for three months and the farmer shoves food down it’s throat to keep it alive in fear of the devil. It eventually dies when the skin on its throat closes over.

Don’t be like a headless chicken! Use your brain!!!

by nothingtoseehere^^ August 19, 2022

Chicken breath

After performing oral sex on a man (choking the chicken) one has 'chicken breath'

That hooker be like grinnin and breathin her chicken breath all up on me!

by Fd5220 September 29, 2015

Chicken Nuggets

Why in the world would you search up for the definition for chicken nuggets? Why am I making a definition for it? I DON´T KNOW!!!! Here, definition for chicken nuggets: A food made of processed ground chicken that´s usually meant for eating. NOW STOP READING THIS.

Person 1: Hey want some cHicKeN nUgGEtS wiTh sOme Sweet aNd sOuR sAuCe?

Person 2: Screw you

by IAmUnknownWhatsWrongWithThat March 18, 2021

Chicken Strips

the best thing to ever happen to this world.

Chicken strips are my type of jesus

by Widdle woddle im a penguin August 30, 2019

chicken monk

a group of 3 beautiful girls that are hilarious and can make peoples day. they have many inside jokes and lots of trips to the store. they are besties

“damn they look like they are having fun, they must be chicken monks”

by chicken monk May 19, 2019