cream your jeans

To ejaculate in your pants.

Little Jimmy "creamed his jeans" when the cheerleading squad did their splits.

by Steve July 22, 2003

pissed into your cheerios

When somebody is in a really bad mood, somebody might have urinated into his bowl of cereal earlier.

Person 1: *rant*
Person 2: Hey, who pissed into your cheerios this morning?

by elwood_j_blues August 1, 2006

Settle Your Hash

aka: Get revenge! When someone steps a little too far out of line and deserves to be brought back down to size their hash deserves to be settled, whether its simply informing them of their poor beahviour, brutally murdering them and their family (O.J style) or something in between, once your punishment has been dealt you have succesfully settled their hash!

"Hey you just ate the last bread roll you inconsiderate jerk! I'll settle your hash!"

"Dave's been burying his sick face in my girlfriend's crotch for two months! Man i'm sure gonna settle his hash!"

"Kidnap my daughter from Portugal will ya? I'm all about settling your fucking hash!"

by Captain Jack McRevenga December 19, 2008

Crumbs into your Gums

When you rub the last of the coke powder into your gums....

After you rub crumbs into your gums, they get a little numb....

by sarasplayroom.com July 15, 2009

gird your loins

An old-fashioned expression, meaning to prepare oneself for action. Originated in the Bible.

Oh shit, the principal's coming! GIRD YOUR LOINS!

by 1185lamont December 26, 2007

I'm all yours.

Meaning I belong to you.
You own me.
I love you.
I want no one else but you.

HI BABY SUP CUTIE SUP HOTTIE SUP SUP?
Can I be yours?
YEAH.
I'm all yours.

by KAWHAT September 23, 2005

Check your six

A term often used and popularized by the military to check at your 6 o'clock position. Which would be right behind you at any given point.

Sergeant: Private, check your six and tell me if you see any bogeys.

Private: Yes sir!

by CallmeCj December 30, 2012