Dads

The Day After Drinking Shits

I woke up and the DADS were rancid

by Noimtherealdirtydan August 21, 2022

dad

so he loves you for 14 years then milk time only comes back if you got around 10k money

hey have you seen dad tony he left to get mill 16 years ago

by Dr Bigbrain January 4, 2021

dad

dad
someone who raped 15 different women in 15 different months

my dad is a special person

by gagadad October 3, 2019

dad lure

A fathers past life before they met their mother. Often consist of badass stories of him and his boys running 2 mans and early age shenanigans.

“Dad what’s ur dad lure. “
“Son. I was a beast.”

by Myba11s October 30, 2023

Your dad

A Reverse insult.

Your dad: A reverse insult
Timmy: What were you doing last night?
Will: Your dad in the back of Walgreens.

by sackboy1678 February 1, 2021

ur dad

a comeback for when someone says literally anything to you

CC; "Hey carol, what did u do last night?"
CC; "Ur dad"

by syndey12345 June 10, 2022

Dad

A person that left your life when you were a kid

“My dad never came home with the milk,so I’ll go look for him.”

by Kitty_Kat08 January 29, 2022