fake christian boy

A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?

I’m SO tired of these fake christian boy‘s fucking with me. They all belong in HELL!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

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christian romero

this man is the sexiest most attractive boy you’ll ever meet, he’s so nice and has a tendency of pulling fire alarms

christian romero is the sexiest person ever

by peepeesucker069 November 2, 2021

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Christian Foushee

cool short people know this name. he is their god, lord, and savior. if you think you are under 5'3" and think you are cool but don't know this name, newsflash you're not cool.

"Bro imagine being only 4'11""
"You know what suck it I have Christian Foushee on my side *immense short person power kick to the shin*"
"Ok ok sheesh short people are cool I guess"

by insertfunnyusernamehere May 5, 2021

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Christian brothers Lewisham

Pretty wank at soccer, think there too shit most of the time but they are a bunch of faggots when it gets to the dressing room. Bunch of ugly and smelly wogs that bat eachother off in the bathroom.
Christian Brothers Lewisham is full of Ignorant fuck tards who sniff eachothers asses like dogs.

“Once upon a time, i went to christian brothers lewisham and I had to leave imminently due to almost being sucked off in the cubicals.”

by Christian Brothers Lewisham September 4, 2022

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Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.

"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"

by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023

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