Penis Panic

An unpleasant sensation in your pants that causes your penis to spontaniously jerk around in a spastic manner.

Why is your penis flailing around in your pants?

Oh, its nothing, just a penis panic.

by csa_orc2013 July 15, 2010

penis fart

The passing of air out of the urethra of the penis during manual, oral, vaginal, or anal stimulation.

Hell no, what was that sound you did not just have a penis fart in my pussy. Did you?

by Timothy July 9, 2004

penis sheath

A term used for the vagina.

What can I say? I needed my penis sheath.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

woman penis

A rare and elusive type of penis found on a female. Females do not have penises so to find one is very disturbing and disgusting, which in turn holds vile royalty over any other mammal or invertebrate penis.

"That sucks woman penis!"

by Grizzly bear August 30, 2006

penis bin

The movie bargain bin at Walmart usually consisting of really bad b-movies. Called such because these movies are so bad they reek of dick. The movies themselves can be described as penis.

Man, See No Evil is so penis, it belongs in the penis bin.

by SenorDD October 15, 2006

Exploding penis

A rare condition where the penis tares open when the blood filled cavities in it rupture. Usually caused by having sex constantly over a very long time. Said to have happened to Chuck Negron of three dog night.

An exploding penis is rare.

by Deep blue 2012 February 9, 2010

Penis biscuit

The art of filling your foreskin with as much crumbled up digestive/hobnob/rich tea biscuit as possible, then performing a rotationary motion allowing biscuit crumbs to fly every where.

Oh baby, release your penis biscuit all over my face.

Me and Sharon are trying to spice up our sex life so we decided to do a penis biscuit last night. Shit was wild, but my dick is really itchy.

by Muckle930 May 14, 2010