the coat god

The God of Coats that enjoys playing games. and can wear 9 coats in the summer. this person is awesome.

EVERYBODY RUN ITS THE COAT GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Coat God January 28, 2015

bronze god

A person who is getting a tan on the beach with way too much tanning oil on. Women can bronze goddess.

I was bronze goding all weekend at the beach.

by BeachTSLwater September 26, 2019

SHERBY GOD

sherby- god of honolulu, located in hawaii

have you ever seen SHERBY GOD?

THE GOD??

yeah?!
ofc not she’s a god you dumbass *slap*

by @mammonsupermacy on tiktok May 21, 2021

Dear God No.

An exclamation used to express your utter repudiation of a person, place, thing, or idea. You are insinuating that if you could send a letter to God, the contents would entirely be "No".

To: Heaven, 777
From: Somewhere in North America, 12345

Dear God No.

Not So Sincerely,
Sender

by Psychoticlife September 28, 2020

warmup god

Running a 6 minute warmup mile when you still have 5 miles left in the workout

Blain Willis is the warmup god.

by TheBigUnit51 October 24, 2017

Claire god

A real amazing god to worship
Sucks on toes
Also known as hampter god
Very good at speed run 4 on roblox
Sexy as fuck
Eats nagito

Damn what a Claire god.

by Dick Daddy 69 July 7, 2021

Hole Gods

The rulers of any hole, also the cause of bad weather. To worship them, you must dance around a hole like an idiot, saying "HOLE GODS HOLE GODS HOLE GODS!" frantically.

Zoe: Omg its about to rain.

Annabel: The hole gods must be really pissed...

Eli: Well, what're you waiting for? We need to find a hole to worship.

by EvilPlanNumberThree May 20, 2010