Someone that that has a facebook account just to "pop up" and make smartass comments on all their frienemys statuses. These insults are usually followed with an "lol" which makes it an (un)funny joke to everyone, but , hilarious to the Groundhog.
Status: Got a softball game tonight, hope it doesn't rain.
Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol
Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol
by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014
Get the Facebook groundhog mug.When you use a Facebook function as the basis for your joke. For example, using the tagging feature to point out something absurd or hilarious in someones photo.
"Dude, did you see Jenny's camel toe in that photo she just posted?"
"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"
Time for a little facebook humor.
"Haha yeah man, you should tag it"
Time for a little facebook humor.
by TheModernAge86 December 5, 2011
Get the Facebook Humor mug.The apparent factor by which one's IQ is either increased or decreased upon realization that they have many "friends" that will "hear" them.
by TheSilentObserver August 16, 2011
Get the Facebook IQ mug.The act of liking as many status' of a person as possible. so that when they log back in they have a plethora of notifications. also may result in them not seeing notifications that they actually wanted to see.
by darthnebett April 7, 2011
Get the Extreme Facebooking mug.The act of stalking pictures, searching for fun, trolling, or in general navigating Facebook while intoxicated.
Corrine posts: LOLZ OMFG I LOVE YOUR HAIRCUT. I mis you we should chill sometime <3.
Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
Luke: Wow, don't tell me that you're shit-facebooking
by theKaramanukian June 23, 2011
Get the Shit-facebooking mug.person 1: yo man did you read what jim commented on your status?
person 2: yeah man hes facebook jockin dude
person 2: yeah man hes facebook jockin dude
by dfvbgh September 26, 2011
Get the facebook jockin mug.A girl who gets a bunch of likes on her ("Artsy") profile picture, but isn't particularly attractive and/or popular. Most likely because she has a good camera and is good at editing.
Kid- Yo, check out this hot girl that just hit me up.
Friend- She's not that hot man.
Kid- What do you mean?! She has 300 likes on her profile picture!
Friend- Yea, but she's only a Facebook beauty.
Friend- She's not that hot man.
Kid- What do you mean?! She has 300 likes on her profile picture!
Friend- Yea, but she's only a Facebook beauty.
by LanaDelJane November 25, 2013
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