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egg blinker

when you hit back to back blinkers without exhaling and it feels like there’s an egg in your throat
dawg i just bout died hitting an egg blinker
by hippiehaze420 May 26, 2024
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egg lace

The nasty brown part of scrambled eggs in a skillet.

Can also be found on over cooked omelettes.
Get that nasty egg lace off my scrambled eggs.
by TheBlondeAccountant March 7, 2017
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Whispering Egg

It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?
John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.
by BLaM666 August 29, 2018
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Egg Slicer

Egg Slicer ; is when you 'drop off' and it'smells so bad you couldn't feed it to a dog, big and bad.
Oh, my gosh, are you serious right now? You just dropped an egg Slicer.
by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020
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Scrambled egg

The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.
Dude did you hear about Stacy?
Yeah dude, she turned that dude into a scrambled egg
by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019
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World Record Egg

A plain brown egg named Eugene that beat Kylie Jenner for most liked post on Instagram in February 2019, and is a mental health advocate.
Josh: Hey Zach, did you like the egg?
Zach: World Record Egg? Heck yeah, obviously! #EggGang!
by GuysTwilightSucksOk June 16, 2019
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Nigga Eggs

Basically, it's the white little balls that fall from the Afro area and end up on your couch / pillow or back of chair.
Eventually the hatch in the the high humidity High heat to become Ghetto babies.
Dam Jethro, with your nappy hair..youze shure are droppin allot of nigga eggs on my couch, I cant wait for them to hatch so i can claim them as dependents
by dicksey normus November 20, 2021
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