Eats His Banana Sideways

slang term for a homophobe.When you say someone "Eats His Banana Sideways" it simply means he's so against homosexuality that he eats bananas like corn on the cob, so as not to "fellate" his banana.

"Did you hear how Billy insulted Greg for kissing Jack? He totally eats his banana sideways.

by Super Kawaii Megan! March 7, 2005

chocolate covered banana

1. A girl takes a shit without wiping.
2. A long bout of anal sex occurs.
3. The woman licks the shit covered cock of the ass pirate until orgasm.
4. Man licks shit off girls teeth

Honey, i dont have any desert, but we can try a chocolate covered banana if your game for it.

by Tyler Robert Fletcher January 11, 2008

salina banana-hammock

a salina banana-hammock is a heart crusher, one or crushes you heart without remorse

i got salina banana-hammocked the other day by this girl i dig.

by thierry14arsn July 31, 2006

Mambo dogface to the banana patch?

A nonsensical phrase coined by Comedian Steve Martin back in the 1970s from his comedy album "Wild and Crazy Guy" on how he would teach kids wrong words so that they would mystify their teachers. In his joke, he teaches a child instructions on how to ask to use the bathroom with the phrase "Mambo dogface to the banana patch?". The teachers would be completely confused by this phrase. Apart from Steve Martin, his phrase was also used by adults who grew up during that time to mimic "gibberish", like people trying to talk while drunk or having had a stroke or cognitive disorder. It would mostly be used by persons who were teens or young adults in the late 1970s who were familiar with Martin or Saturday Night Live during that time period.

I was so groggy from the anesthesia that I was replying "Mambo Dogface to the banana patch?"

by OxfordGrad85 June 23, 2018

Down Syndrome Banana

Normally a fat, baby faced white kid with blonde hair (George Dalton) that is extremely cringy.

Banana boy "Check out my new phone"
Edgy cunt "You fucking baby faced Down Syndrome Banana"

by ChillyDankCat September 11, 2016

Banana Nut Hand Job

A hand job preformed after smothering your junk with banana nut muffins, leaving a fruity and tasty baked banana smell.

Dude, she's a freak. Last night we were at her place, and she gave me a Banana Nut Hand Job.

by T.o.L. May 29, 2010

whatever peels your banana

synonym to whatever floats your boat but sounds almost sexual, producing a deliciously perverted twist on a commonly used expression.

Sr. Agua - "Bebo agua con tu madre."
Sra. Sopa - "Whatever peels your banana."

by thai rye July 19, 2005