Speed-o-Shit

The shit one takes while at school, so one does not have to walk in awkwardly after a 10 minute bathroom break. Usually includes grunts, splashes, and frantic pulling of the toilet paper off the roll. Trying to take a Speed-o-Shit does not work well if the shitter has constipation; but if one can pull it off with ideal conditions, it will seem as if the peed rather than pooped, judging by the time span between them leaving the room and coming back.

Will: Hey, Gerard, you're back from the restroom. That was quick!

Gerard: Yeah, I took a Speed-o-Shit.

by Titobanana September 15, 2013

bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.

The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"

by cretin11 November 29, 2011

Cup O’ Solo

A tasty concoction that consists of oyster crackers, cheese, and sometimes bacon. For the poor man, it is usually constructed when you are lacking money to buy real food. The food is a lesser known delicacy of Cincinnati. A person that consumes solo is known as a Grumbler.

Miles: “Wanna get something to eat?”
Ben: “I don’t have any money”
Miles: “We can always go get a free Cup O’ Solo”

by Cincinnati_Grumbler January 5, 2023

sketch-o-clock

Texting the opposite gender past 12:00 am.
Texting the opposite gender, especially people you are interested in/they are interested into you, past 12:00 am
Texting the opposite gender, especially flirtatious people/people who will give you that type of attention, past 12:00 am.

usually texting/talking to the opposite gender past 12:00 am gets sketchy and emotional - therefore, becoming sketch-o-clock.

"OMG brad texted me!!!" "Giirrrllll he texted you at 12:00 am, it's sketch-o-clock, he wants something"

by doubleC^2 August 4, 2020

bo'o o wo'a

The british way to say "Bottle of water".

Sir Ector the 3rd, can you pass me a bo'o o wo'a?
This wo'a is real good innit?

by Bigger Deez May 13, 2022

Aoife o toole

A breed of girls who specify there time in applying fake tan , scrubbing fake tan of and walking her dog . She doesn’t only do this , infact she pulls the lot! ***eoin Quinn mikey walsh Raff Malone

Friend: oh yeah fake tans on offer in boots at the mo
Aoife: omg yay! I’ve been through my 5th bottle this week

Friend : but they have only got extra dark
Aoife: that’s what I get anyways

Aoife o toole is a type of girl with a badass attitude

by Grace123Hannon September 9, 2019

Soul-Nate-O

A swirling, chaotic force of unwanted, and ultimately useless, fact and/or opinion that has been known to actually suck surrounding souls into its tempest of painfully bland conversation. These catastrophic events have been primarily confined to the Midwestern United States, and are especially frequent in Columbia, Missouri, which has been tragically hit several times in recent years. Attempts to ignore, avoid, or overlook this cyclone of fruitless monologue have failed miserably as it appears that there is no way to escape this hellish small talk.

Friend: Dude, you look like you just saw a ghost. You're pale as hell and your eyes are bloodshot. What the hell happened?

Victim: ...Joe Strummer...Natalie Portman...A New Hope...Dr. Octopus...Hippo Attacks...World's Deadliest Alligator...Mating Habits of Orangoutangs...Tan Colored Clothing..............

Friend: Oh, shit...Your soul has been captured. You were hit by a Soul-Nate-O weren't you? Cruel villainy!!!

by TroubleMaker002 May 24, 2011