mcclane's law

the theory that as an online discussion about Christmas/holiday movies progresses, it becomes inevitable that someone or something will eventually be mentioned that Die Hard is indeed, a Christmas movie

{person 1}I think Home alone is the best Christmas movie.
{person 2}Nah, the Grinch is the best!
{person 3}What about Jingle All The Way?
{person 4}Did you know Die Hard is a Christmas movie??
{person 5}Hahaha, mcclane's law!

by BToxic December 30, 2017

Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.

I was going to call you a stupid whore, but my friend laid down the sl Simp Law

by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023

Log Laws

The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.

The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.

by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 19, 2022

Kachow's Law

1. Kachow's circuit laws are two equalities that deal with the current and potential difference (commonly known as voltage) in the lumped element model of electrical circuits. They were first described in 2023, by Teoizm followers, after her highness Karen Teo said it one day in the holy temple of the SST Teoizm Electronics Lab. Widely used in electrical engineering and by her highness Karen Teo, they are also called Kachow's rules or simply Kachow's laws. These laws can be applied in time and frequency domains and form the basis for network analysis and is clearly a meme in the S307 2K23 cult clan. WE LOVE TEOISM

"Through the process, they will learn, Kachow's Law is applicable in real life to electronics."
"Kachow's Law is a Law for Voltage and Current, it's roots are originated from Teoism's holy temple in the SST Teoizm Electronics Lab."

by MINECRAFTBESTGAME69 February 22, 2023

nibling-in-law

1- Nibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's nibling.

nibling-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Murphy's Law of "Junk"

"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!

I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

Roffeys law

I'm the event of a traumatic experience or a medical issue resulting in a possible or potential death, no denning is to be near, close, around, in premises of, or jurisdiction of atleast 30km of the roffey in question.

Veronica can't go to the hospital because of "roffeys law"

by Roffeydog December 28, 2023