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Dick Wolfing

Ingesting both Speed(amphetamine) and Weed for the purposes of creatively enhancing one's work or group activity in which the creative enhancement of weed works in coalition with the focus enhancing elements of speed. In Reference to the Law and Order producers DIck Wolf and his Co-Producer Speed Weed.
''We will be dick wolfing so hard tonight bois ''
by Nedward Lorencio February 26, 2022
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pretentious dick

Some one who is pretentious (though at the same time) being a dick. Normally used towards bald, miserable, middle age men.
Yep.. You got it right, that John V is being a pretentious dick once again. When will he shut the fuck up and do some work for once the useless cunt.
by Barry Bobby May 1, 2014
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Spaghetti Dick

A guy receives a spaghetti dick after having sex with a girl on her period. After cumming, his now flaccid dick resembles a noodle and the girl's period blood resembles the spaghetti sauce.
Amy: "Baby, I want to have sex."
Brad: "Aren't you on your period?"
Amy: "Yeah so? We can still have sex on my period."
Brad: "Eww no I don't want a spaghetti dick."
by SakuraF June 23, 2016
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dick quota

The amount of interaction with penises required to satisfy someone who thirsts for dick.
Although her OKCupid profile says "bisexual", men are advised to move along since it clearly states she has satisfied her dick quota.
by grakka May 30, 2016
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bat dick

When your uncircumcised and your excess skin hangs like 3 feet
Laura said that last week when she fucked billy that he had bat dick so bad it added 3 inches to his penis.
by DILLWILLPICKLE August 30, 2018
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fumble dick

someone who is a fuck up in many ways. simialar to a fucktard, but maybe just a little less coordinated.
Ha ha ha, did you see Joe stammering and stuttering before he spilled his drink on that hot bitch...What a fumble dick!
by Brad22 February 16, 2008
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Shaggy’s dick

The longest and most powerful dick in the universe
Guy. Yo have you seen “shaggy’s dick?”
Girl. YeAh mAn it’s inside me
Guy. Ur my gf tho
by dudperfect February 21, 2019
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