mullet cunt

is usually a male that has no class and thinks he's a sick cunt gangster and loves starting fights and being ignorant about society.

that loves UFC, wears Tapout t shirts, has tribal tats but isn't tribal, bleached blond hair in sometimes various patterns, wears monster snap-backs, uneducated, ignorant, racist, has a kid but isn't off their P's, usually has a southern cross sticker on their late model lowered 2wd tray-back hilux, will lift weights just to look big but strickly doesn't do squats are any lower body training, claims to be highly trained in MMA, drinks VB every afternoon, loves motocross, wake boarding, occasionally will have a mullet which is a true sign of a proud aged mullet cunt

by bigrig March 30, 2014

carson cunt

A cunt so big you can fit carson in that shit

That bitch had a carson cunt

by BFC_Apples February 28, 2015

itchy cunt

when ya pussy stink like fish and you get lice down there too so it starts to itch like crazy.

Nobody wanna go down on a bitch with an itchy cunt

by No flex January 18, 2017

cunt haggle

A Cunt Haggle is bitchy attention whore that dose not understand her place and haggles for attention. She may offer any service for attention and will try to get it at the lowest price possible.

Josh: Mel offered to blow me if i would hang out with her
Kyle: she is such a cunt haggle
Or
Mel just cunt haggled me to hang out on Tuesday.

by The gravekeeper June 18, 2011

Cunt Cracker

The act of spreading cheese on a cracker which lacks the structural integrity to embrace the force of spreading.

Don was spreading goat cheese on a cracker and screamed "cunt cracker!" as the cracker crumbled in his tiny, tiny, baby hands.

by TheBigDumbAnimal July 3, 2017

city cunt

A girl who, despite her good looks and stunning sense of fashion will not let you put your hands in her pants on the ride home.

Well, I almost scored on the way home, but turned out she was a city cunt.

by angel white aisle six November 9, 2013

CUNT Cheeks

The crease between a booty liciuous woman and her pussy.

Someone you want to smack in the face for being a cunt.

Damn girl when I get you from behind, I can’t help putting my babies on your cunt cheeks.

I am about ready to smack cunt cheeks over there.

by Slide it in Hen May 27, 2018