Shaggy’s dick

The longest and most powerful dick in the universe

Guy. Yo have you seen “shaggy’s dick?”
Girl. YeAh mAn it’s inside me
Guy. Ur my gf tho

by dudperfect February 21, 2019

fumble dick

someone who is a fuck up in many ways. simialar to a fucktard, but maybe just a little less coordinated.

Ha ha ha, did you see Joe stammering and stuttering before he spilled his drink on that hot bitch...What a fumble dick!

by Brad22 February 16, 2008

bat dick

When your uncircumcised and your excess skin hangs like 3 feet

Laura said that last week when she fucked billy that he had bat dick so bad it added 3 inches to his penis.

by DILLWILLPICKLE August 30, 2018

Lizard dick

After sex when you go to take a pee and the stream splits in two.

Man: gotta go pee
Girl: ok

Man: Omg I missed the toilet bad case of lizard dick!

by Pistols September 19, 2016

dick tag

A game where you color your dick with glow in the dark paint,turn off the lights,lock the door,get really high, and play tag.

Rules: 1.No penetration

2.Only play with close friends

Kevin: Jack and I just played some dick tag it was lit.
Brad: Badass, Can i play next time?
Kevin:Sure dude.

by Ninjafames December 12, 2016

Dick Smoker

When a female firmly grasps a dick and sucks the tip, like a gay guy smoking a stogey. Back and forth, back and forth. When the dick starts to jizz she sucks it like she’s smoking the stogey.

Are you gonna go smoke dick? No, I’m not a dick smoker like conlon.

by The Chuck Diesel March 15, 2022

Dick washed

One level past dickmitzed. You lost every thing for that good dick. Your life was dick washed.

1. After the break up it took me two weeks to get in dick washed . I looked around and finally saw the damage. No longer employed no friends my family is all mad at me and I'm on drugs no wtf?
Smh dick washed

2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.

by Im 5280 Tiny August 1, 2020