funk-hole

a hazy underground bar filled with drunken rambling poets

"hey man that bar last night was a funk-hole~"

by carlin n hazel March 4, 2004

Fairy Hole

A fairy hole is a woman's vagina; lower genitals of a female.

"You're really getting me hot." - Boyfriend
"Oh yeah?" - Starts stripping slowly - Girl
He rolled a condom in place and rammed his eggplant in her juicy fairy hole.
"Faster! Get the vibrator, babe!"

by wiseniggalistentome August 13, 2018

Crap Hole

Usually used to describe a location. Not as good as a "hole" and better than a "shit hole".

I knew this store was going to be a crap hole.

by PlasticTelescope November 2, 2011

jazz-hole

The mouth of a horn-playing jazz musician. Sounds nasty (intentionally so), but it's not.

Lester's free-form sax playing was driving Bart nuts, so the frazzled Bart opened the window and yelled out, "Yo, man, shut your jazz-hole!"

by Victor Felix September 21, 2005

Bush-hole

A very hairy vagina. One that has so much hair it resembles a bush. In other words; yuck.

Dude: Man I want her so bad!
Other dude: Nah man, she has so much hair down there! She has a total bush-hole! You'd need a weed whacker just to see it!

by sumbum ya got there April 22, 2011

Toad in the hole

A human defecation in a golf green hole hot gopher that has cooled, hardened and is a little slimy like the physical texture of a toad.

Also, a British sausage dish of similar quality - usually the last option on the menu and the waitstaff usually deters patrons from picking it unless said patrons are being a-holes.

“Nice chip, Dave - looks like it’s in the hole but the pin is keeping it from falling.” (Dave walks up to the hole) “No Gary, it’s...something...else...” (reaches in with two fingers to grab ball) “hmm not sure what it is in there but it’s a little squishy.” (Pulls ball out with a small poo stain on one side of the ball...notices a stink and sniffs it) “Aw fuck! Some dbag hot gophered this yesterday and it fucking turned into a fucking toad in the hole! (Gary laughs) “Oh you think that’s funny Gary - catch!”

by Duckfartsoup April 30, 2020

Black Hole

When a girls ass is so gaping that when you look at it, it looks like a black hole. It consumes anything that goes in it

I was banging that chick last night when i looked down and saw her gaping Black Hole

by ItzzzNate October 5, 2012