It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.
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Derek from the Billy Madison Show loves fireman, & wants The New Dirty Derek with his chick & Everett.
by L. Jefe June 11, 2018
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(New Years, Thanksgiving, Valentines, Easter, Independence Day, mother and Father’s Day combined, St Patrick’s Day, Halloween, Christmas and Hanukah all together!)
(New Years, Thanksgiving, Valentines, Easter, Independence Day, mother and Father’s Day combined, St Patrick’s Day, Halloween, Christmas and Hanukah all together!)
John: Oh boy I cannot wait for New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah
Harry: What's that?
John: Oh it's just the BEST holiday!!!
Harry: What's that?
John: Oh it's just the BEST holiday!!!
by zenuroo November 9, 2019
Get the New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah mug.When a male is infected with three or more STD's at once. The resulting mess around their genitailia can be concidered as looking like a New York corndog.
John: "Man I need to go to the doctor,"
Carl: "Why bro?"
John: "I think I got a New York corndog."
Carl: "Say no more, I'll drive."
Carl: "Why bro?"
John: "I think I got a New York corndog."
Carl: "Say no more, I'll drive."
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