new jersey jerky

It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.

It was amazing last night, my girl gave me a new jersey jerky.

by Boner Forest May 16, 2015

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Brand New Secondhand

A newly purchased item that has been previously owned. Only new to its now current owner!

Nice bike, Brand New Secondhand?

by LordNomad May 12, 2011

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The New Dirty Derek

A threesome that involves two guys & one girl, where one guy dresses as a fireman, & the other guy dresses as a dentist.

Derek from the Billy Madison Show loves fireman, & wants The New Dirty Derek with his chick & Everett.

by L. Jefe June 11, 2018

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New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah

The perfect holiday!
(New Years, Thanksgiving, Valentines, Easter, Independence Day, mother and Father’s Day combined, St Patrick’s Day, Halloween, Christmas and Hanukah all together!)

John: Oh boy I cannot wait for New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah
Harry: What's that?
John: Oh it's just the BEST holiday!!!

by zenuroo November 9, 2019

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new york corndog

When a male is infected with three or more STD's at once. The resulting mess around their genitailia can be concidered as looking like a New York corndog.

John: "Man I need to go to the doctor,"
Carl: "Why bro?"
John: "I think I got a New York corndog."
Carl: "Say no more, I'll drive."

by Terry T. May 23, 2017

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