Rekt God

When someone is the best at being completely destroyed

That looked so bad he is the Rekt God.

by Jubba_Soy April 3, 2017

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CAPS GOD

THE THING HUMANITY NEEDS THE MOST

MAN I NEED CAPS GOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW

by CAPSIE February 26, 2018

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God to All

Joseph

Joseph is the God to All

by kimmykat234567890 August 23, 2014

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A fat shot of Heroin (china white)...... must be at least 0.25g (250mg) or higher of china. Originally used to describe a divine shot of Heroin that would put the user into an instant nod for hours. A divine shot of high quality china.

I just put half of the gram of China i bought into the spoon and now its time for a god shot!

by TrickLee89 March 2, 2019

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Blinding the Gods

Noun:
Masturbating during church and busting your load all over either the priest or a statue of Jesus.

I got banned from most Catholic churches because I keep blinding the gods with my excessive discharge

by Jarl (Baller)Gruuf May 12, 2017

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God-Karen

She is the god of all Karens. Even the high rank Karens fear her. Her hair will choke you to death, her kids are barley hanging on to life, sun glasses larger than a solar panel, essential oils are top notch useless, will downright fire you at the spot, drives the most expensive SUV van there is, has 5+ billion followers on Facebook, leader of the Flat Earth Society. If you see her, escape while you can.

Bro1: Why is that lady so shiny?
Bro2: Oh no, it can't be.
Bro2: What?
Bro1: ITS THE GOD-KAREN! RUN!
God-Karen: No.
*Bro1 and Bro2 dies*

by UisforUgly August 19, 2020

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