Ninja

A blue haired weeaboowho isn’t asian and scream and yells at those who beats him or if the opponent says something mean. He is also super try hard and sometimes falsely accused people for stream sniping

ninja: the oof you say to me you little oof .

by F A T B O Y E May 16, 2019

ninja

Term used by white people to label black people in an effort to not offend anyone black that may be hearing.

There's a lot of ninjas in that club on Thursdays.

by NinjaBlack June 26, 2008

The ninja

A possible sexually transmitted disease or just made up flaw of a reason why would not wanna have with that particular someone

Boy: Girl I don't want, I hear you got ced.
Girl: How do you know what I got?
Boy: yea I know you got the ninja.
Girl: whatever lame nigga
Boy: Hey fellas, you'll here Dee Na Suzy Q got the ninja stay away from them two

by Cooler the ruler August 16, 2021

Ball Ninja

Hawking golf balls from your unsuspecting playing partners golf bag.

Matt is the exemplary example of a true ball ninja. Dude just rips piss missiles off the tee and sometimes the fairway just runs out and they go OB. Pro V’s are better when they’re free.

by Mr. Doublay January 25, 2024

ninja

1. (n) der. true ninja - referring to the original feudal japanese assassin or spy. Usually dressed in covert clothing (to blend in with the environment).

Facts (not romantic beliefs) about Ninjas:
ninja are the best assassins. The Best.
ninja don't appear in photographs, especially those taken with iPhones and other digital capture devices. The making of the film "Ninja Assassin" would have been impossible using real ninjas.
ninja would win all the gold medals in Olympic acrobatic and gymnastic events, given their tremendous skill.
ninja is both plural and singular
ninja are not prone to anger or angry outbursts. Ninja cannot be heard.
ninja are calm, collected, and precise.
ninja are not to be confused with Chuck Norris (although he may have been a ninja in a past life)

2. (adj) colloquial use of the word ninja to describe a thing or action that is sneaky, covert, or requires trmendous acrobatic skill.

3. (n) alternative and pc replacement for the word "nigga". Denotes friendship or comraderie.

syns. chuck norris, nigga, sneaky, assassin
ants. samurai, steven segal, warrior, clumsy

1. I've never seen a ninja, but I know they're out there...watching me.

2. When Casey did that double-backflip and kicked that guy in the head, That was so Ninja!

3. Steve is my true ninja.

by Ramuzei July 23, 2010

ninja cookie

When you throw a fart into a persons face.

She released the gas and ninja cookied her sister, causing her to gag.

by kaylacatcher97 November 17, 2016

ninja read

TO READ an important convo on im about u or sumone/thing u kno and poppin outta nowhere and replyin to the comment!

DAMN! did u hear about tht boy teryn?
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!

by woofulz April 1, 2008