Shit shadow

The phenomenon that occurs when someone breaks wind and then moves from the original location in which they committed their bottom bugle to a secondary position, in doing so dragging the aroma of the trouser trumpet from the first point to the next. A shit shadow is formed between the two points.
Also velcro fart.

Victim: "For pity's sake, have you just farted?"
Culprit: "Don't know what you're talking about"
Victim: "You liar. I've just walked through your shit shadow and it now smells of week old cauliflower in here."

by Joe D Beacon April 7, 2008

shit in a seabag

Navy term for a stuffed bell pepper, so called because a stuffed green bell pepper looks like the green seabag that sailors carry their belongings in.

"I wonder what they're serving on the mess decks tonight? Oh, God! Not shit in a seabag AGAIN!"

by Chavato August 10, 2008

shit stir

To delibritly cause trouble or an arguement by disagreeing with someone even though you think they are right.

John looks like he could do with good shit stir today.

by james chadima January 13, 2004

shit on a stick

A pissed off exclaimation, akin to "drat" but not quite so emphatic as "fuck a duck!" (The appropriate reply from anyone nearby is "Nah, it'd never sell.")

"What ? You forgot the beer ? Well, shit on a stick!"

by DS September 24, 2003

gangsta shit

Anything associated with, pertaining to, related to or the lifestyle of a gangsta.

I had to ride up on them fools on some gangsta shit.

See that muv get pistol whipped? That was some gangsta shit right thur

by Beau Mac June 13, 2007

Shit Pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right. a.k.a A pumper of shit.

" God damn McDonald, you F*@#$%# shit pump"

by johny twobyfour June 10, 2008

shitting around

One who sits around on there ass all day not doing a damn thing.

Instead of doing her homework Elizabeth sat around the house just shitting around all day.

by Ryan Metro April 9, 2008