1. After the break up it took me two weeks to get in dick washed . I looked around and finally saw the damage. No longer employed no friends my family is all mad at me and I'm on drugs no wtf?
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2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.
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2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.
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2.Only play with close friends
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