cunt tap

A rather rough, arbitrary hit in the vagina. Such as the female version of getting nut tapped.

If you do that again I'll cunt tap you.

by f1m03 December 23, 2008

cute cunts

Used to affectionately define two or more people who are/or do excessively cute things, to the point of being so disgustingly cute that you want to vomit a little.

Kayla and Tony thought Jesse and Emma were being cute cunts tonight.

"Look at those two cute cunts "

by cutecunts February 13, 2014

Cunt Faster

Faster: To give up something for a period of time (In this case cant get any at all)

Cunt: Pussy

Cunt Faster: A Person who can get any pussy.

Issac: Bro, you couldn't get any if you tried

Sean: Shut The Fuck Up Cunt Faster.

by Coggin3DC with WhiteChoco October 18, 2011

cunt nag

Adjective/phrase used to describe the worst type of female who constantly complains about everything.

Dave: That poor dude's wife never shuts the fuck up.
Mike: I know, she's a real cunt nag.

by Dnam October 19, 2017

callum cunt

A total and utter wanker who is small but a twat.

He is a total and utter Callum cunt

by Yaygeezetun December 1, 2017

Cunt Stripe

the biggest ho you have ever dated that has cheated on you, that you now want nothing to do with. Imagine a female dragging her vagina across the carpet (like a dog drags its butt) to scrape the disease off the marking she leaves on your floor is the stripe

Hey bro i heard Michelle was sleeping with her baby daddy and 2 other dudes while dating you, she a cunt stripe.

Yeah i know i'm going to have to go bleach my ish.

by Phobes June 7, 2011

Cunt Church

The word Cunt is considered to be the worst insult in the English "language".

But that is all blasphemy. The Cunt church believes that everything came from the Cunt god and his 13 little Cunties.

Jesus came from a Cunt, Kitties come from a Cunt, Doggos come from a Cunt... everything good comes from a Cunt.

Everything bad doesn't come from a Cunt... Bad Doggos come from the male Cunt (A male Cunt is simply a penis), Hitler came from a male Cunt, Jews came from a male Cunt... That's why masturbation is a sin, when you masturbate you anger the male Cunt and the male Cunt gives birth to Hitler... The main holiday of the Cunt church is the No Nut November (The cleansing month). You can join the Cunt church and Participate in the No Nut November and follow the way of the cunt.

That's why the word Cunt is the word and the will of Cunt god.

-Cunt Church was created by our anonymous prophet O*****...

"I embrace the Cunt church,the Cunt god saved my son from masturbating to My Little Pony hentai"

by O***** November 14, 2017