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Pretend Bad assery

The act of pretending to perpetuating/partaking in bad-ass behavior by putting photos up of yourself on social networking sites with thing such as girl with large breasts and large guns and other symbols normally shown in normal badassery.
Pretend Bad assery is hillarious especially when you see an ex pointing a gun on Facebook and making gangster references as his status. In reality you know that he cries himself to sleep and certain parts are very very small!
by erincleveland October 25, 2009
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Bad Like Balboa

Having major street respect; minds own business until someone puts his back against the ropes! Then he comes out swinging with the eye of the tiger! Grooooowl!
Ole boy got mad squabbles! He Bad Like Balboa cause he handled them fools messing with his weed like they name was Clubber or Drago! What a knockout! He flyin high now!
by Terry Bad Ice January 12, 2018
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Ayu bad girl!

by syafinaz October 9, 2022
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Bad Boy Bubbidge

A little twerp that likes to fletch and gets penetrated by his daddy frequently.
Did you you see that fag Bad Boy Bubbidge getting cream pied at the park yesterday?
by Finger-Licking-Sexy-Chicken January 9, 2022
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Bad Girl Poker

A variant of the classic poker game in which players (rumor has it that they're more often drag queens, but any bad girls may play and do you believe the rumors?) who lose all of their money have the option of selling the sexual use of their boyfriends to the winner. Playing penny poker ensures that the man exploited is essentially pimped off for very little money, in other words, he is turned into a cheap date or cheap whore by his girlfriend.
The ladies played Bad Girl Poker while their boyfriends watched the game. Chastity went all in and lost, but agreed to sell 15 minutes of sex with her boyfriend because she wanted to stay in the game. Cristy gave Chastity her accumulated winnings, $2.12, and yelled "Hey Chuck, you've been bought! Game time is over, play time starts in five minutes. Hit the showers!"
by Creative Suggestions January 22, 2023
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Bonjovicilin (bad medicine)

A medication taken twice daily until Bon Jovi release a new album or state new tour dates. There ain’t no doctor that can cure your disease. Medication given by Dr. J Bon Jovi.
“I really need some Bonjovicilin (bad medicine) because I ain't got a fever, I got a permanent disease
It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy
I got lots of money, but it isn't what I need
Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me
And I got all the symptoms, count 'em one, two, three”

Yes I just quoted Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi - you’re welcome :)
by sixxaep March 11, 2023
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Terminally Down Bad

Being at the absolute peak of simpitude, to the point where you'll actually die
Guy 1: Hey, have you seen BigBoi recently?
Guy 2: Nah fam, they got Terminally Down Bad and died lol
by ProbablyNotBarackObama April 19, 2022
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