MEXICAN STIR FRY

When you put hot sauce on a girls ass and eat it out ;)

I gave that bitch a Mexican Stir fry

by Gdogg7707 April 7, 2019

Mexican Road Rash

Clusters of skin tags or moles on an overweight Hispanic's neck, usually the skin is darker than the rest of the body.

You see that gorda's neck? She got that Mexican road rash bad

by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020

Mexican refried blow

When you blow coke up someone's ass. They fart it back in your face and you still take the line of coke.

My girl had gas last night and she farted after I blew a line of coke up her ass, so I finished it and had some Mexican refried blow.

by 321lifer June 17, 2017

mexican hot pocket

The act of unflolding a hide-a-bed, dropping a duce, and reflodling for some unexpected individual to find at a later time.

Last time i was at Walmart I left a mexican hot pocket in onw of their display models.

by Pokintail May 15, 2010

Mexican long jump

The sexual act of performing an aimed long jump onto your partner and simultaneously inserting your dick in as the jump lands. Events include the oral Mexican long jump, back door long jump, and classic Mexican long jump.

Dude 1:"Whoa, did you see johnny miss that Mexican long jump?"
Dude 2:"Yeah man, some pretty painful shit, he got his dick cramped into the ground..."

by Ferret Waffle June 13, 2011

Mexican Jail

Mid coitus, the male withdraws from the female's vagina, gets her father on the phone, and demands he wire him $10,000 or else he puts it in his daughter's ass.

Tried the old Mexican Jail on Irene's Dad. No dice.

by John Shore March 5, 2009

Mexican Sauna

When someone farts inside the car and locks all of the windows.

"Oh lord it smells like butthole. Why won't my window roll down?"
"Mexican Sauna!!"

by Count thugula September 11, 2011