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a term used to describe an inept staffer to an ineffective Congressman or Representative.
Those donkeys in Filner's office wouldn't know a Resolution from Shinola.
donkey by Alfonz B. Man May 30, 2006
to hit someone in such a way that makes a silent but known noise. Its an obvious bitch out.
Yo i doinked him right in the face real quick
doinked by david tarullo October 24, 2008

donkey anal 

basically its when an ishmael and another ishmael crawl up a christof's asshairs and out of one his many booty hole. This means that ishmael is a succ boi and he like to eat christof's greek nut.
donkey anal by bigsuccnutboi623 September 26, 2016

get off my donkey 

A term used by players of the game Magic: the Gathering to tell another player to stop drafting the same color cards.
get off my donkey by Jordan May 28, 2004

donkey slam 

A variation of the donkey punch, though instead of delivering a punch to the back of the head, you grab them by their hair and slam their face into the ground. Best when executed on a hardwood floor, concrete, etc.
Bobbo delivered a vicious donkey slam to the woman, and she didn't move for quite awhile.
donkey slam by Tall Olaf August 27, 2007

donkey kong 

The insertion of a banana into the rectum during a sexual act.
"There was a fruit basket beside the bed, so I gave that bitche the Donkey Kong."
donkey kong by Tons of Fun July 15, 2008