pig

the girl that u are fucking around with behind your girls back

your a pig you fucking cunt

by hfgbc nwsfdvd October 30, 2020

Guinea pig

A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!

Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!

by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017

The day that pigs will fly

A different Way of saying “It will never happen” Because pigs will never fly.

Person 1: the day that pigs will fly is when i’ll stop loving you!
Person 2: aww

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here September 20, 2022

Pig

To over-indulge to an unfathomable extent

We went absolutely pig last night at the bar

You guys are such pigs for beer

We made pigs of ourselves last night

by Gonepig September 27, 2020

The Japanese pig

The act of the Japanese pig is where you take the head of your cock and chop it of and ship it to China some do it for pleasure

John: I heard dave did the Japanese pig
James: he didn't ship it to Japan did he

by Phat dog maker November 9, 2024

Pig

cute not meat

I am a pig, pigs suck

by lanny haven November 14, 2020

Daddy pig

Very dirty pig. Loves putting its bacon into others snout. loves it when others call him daddy pig and shouts pork me, pork me. loves to suck curly tails

From Aussie Peppa pig, daddy pig gets caught

by pork meee July 15, 2021