settle your oats

to calm down or settle down

Damn bitch, why are you yelling, you need to settle your oats.

by ballaforreal May 15, 2009

None of your Business

Not letting someone join in on your conversation or you don't want to tell another person what you are talking about.

Sally- "hey Susan what are you and Tommy talking about?"
Susan- "none of your business!"

by Youdontknowwhoiamifidontknowwh May 30, 2018

Dump Your Rubbish

To 'Dump One's Rubbish' means emptying the contents of your ballbag into a woman's vagina.

1. Dude I am gonna Dump My Rubbish into Jane tonight.

2. Did you manage to Dump Your Rubbish into that hottie from the party last night?

3. I Dumped My Rubbish up the wall in the shower this morning.

by DaBomB73 March 23, 2010

Leveling Your Mage

Masturbation

So you going to level your mage tonight?

Girl: What are you doing tonight?
Guy: Leveling my mage
Girl: What race is it?
Guy: /Facepalm

WoW Player 1: I just leveled my mage.
WoW Player 2: But your a warlock.

Random: Are you Leveling Your Mage?
Random 2: YES!!!

by DvL1337 June 29, 2011

state of your life

Said when someone has said something or done something that is sad/stupid/hilarious/STATE

(GIRL PUTS ON WEIGHT OVER XMAS)
Boy: State of your life

by 12 Big Macs Martha Bell STATE March 7, 2009

bang in your face

To shoot someone in the general area of the face, usually with a hand gun. Used by an unnamed radio dj to make themselves sound gangster/rude/street. It fails in all three.....

Wow, that shit is BANG IN YOUR FACE!!!

...urm....no its not mate.....

by BHardy September 8, 2005

whats your damage

asking someone who is obviously out of their mind,"what's wrong with you?"

"Why you done gone off and threw that tv off the roof?? Boy, whats yo damage?"

by ShaNizzy April 16, 2004