Wet Dick Syndrome

The disease which afflicts those that receive an inordinate amount of felatio on a regular basis. Symptoms include rash, raw skin, sweaty guilt-ridden stench, constantly soiled or stained pants/undergarments, muscle fatigue, and general uncomfortablility in the pelvic region.

Man, my girlfriend is a real sex maniac, I've had Wet Dick Syndrome for a solid two weeks now!

by DoctorB January 4, 2015

Reverse Wet-Vac

To blow hard and firm giving an unusually wet blow job while the penis is at it's deapest point, causing a loud, quick, gurgaling sound.

Nikki dismounted me using her signature "Reverse Wet-Vac".

by Trigger Face December 2, 2010

maple wet nuts

sucking the balls of a canadian dude

Jenny went up to Montreal and enjoyed the maple wet nuts.

by ccandstees April 8, 2011

Wet ass

What you have if you sit in a vehicle after it rains and you left the windows down

Oh shit!! I forgot to roll up my Windows before it rained. I will have a wet ass next time I go to drive.

by pablowisdom August 20, 2016

Wet Scream

The act of screaming so much resulting from being freaked out or laughing so hard that you literally wet your pants.

At first Beth didn't realize anyone saw her masturbating at work but when she realized it she had a wet scream.

That was so fucking funny I had a wet scream!

by kgems January 16, 2010

wet waldo

See Mississippi Mudfinger.

Jake walked into a gay bar by mistake, and some guy gave him a wet waldo.

by bellyman February 19, 2003

Get Wet Award

The gayest award one could possibly get. This is an award for having the most fun in water at a camp.

"Yo, I totally just got the fabulous Get Wet Award!" A kid says.
Another kid replies, "Kill yourself."
"Be quiet you, you, you SILLY GOOSE." the kid says flamboyantly.

by John Smith17 February 12, 2009