beat me up and called me ugly

Something or someone that is so beautiful that it makes you feel far inferior to that thing or person to the point of being assaulted.

"This dress beat me up and called me ugly"

by Metalpole February 10, 2018

Beat About

A usually cheap, sometimes modified vehicle, usually a Off-Roading Vehicle that can be driven recklessly to death, with the driver able to enjoy him/herself without worrying to much about damaging the vehicle except when he or she buggers the vehicle beyond repair and will need a ride home.

These vehicles can usually tend to be easily purchaseable after damaging the last one and can tend to be a good vehicle.

Some Japanese Diesal 4WD's love to be flogged and make a good trust-worthy little car, yet can easily be dented without remorse.

Onlooker- "Jesus Christ!, You completely make a pig sty of that little Isuzu!"

Driver- " No Worries, It was just a lil' beat about I purchased for 1'500 dollars just a week ago.

by Muttl-E July 26, 2009

Beat

A person that will hack your toaster. He will make you think he is harmful and flex on you with inspect elemented cash.

I'm beat and you're getting ratted!
Bro I'm going to XSS your site

by KantHackerman January 28, 2019

Beat Grease

Lotion, or k y jelly used for wacking off.

Dude! That chick last night did not use enough beat grease...now i have dick burn!

by Ty7777 April 19, 2010

Papa beat 69

Patrick is a magnum chicken eater. He will have sex with big tit cougars. He has a massive peen and gets all ladies

Oh man he gets hella cougars, he must be a papa beat 69.

by Wack my sack 69 March 13, 2019

Beat the Sofa

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)

"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"

"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"

by LailaRose February 20, 2012

beat me freak

A person who likes being beat on for fun or sexual pleasure

Emma: Look at Jenny play fight with Jeff.
Lisa: God she’s a pick me and a beat me freak.

by UnknownEmo November 16, 2022