When a pretty girl walks by a long line of drunk men trying to get in the cabin in the woods haunted house and a drunk guy says, "is that a banana in your pocket?"
by The Chelsea's October 25, 2013
Get the is that a banana in your pocket?mug. Another way to ask your kindergarten teacher how to use the restroom: "May I use the restroom?" As defined by Steve Martin in "Philosophy/Religion/College/Language" on his Wild and Crazy Guy album.
I've got a great trick to play on a three year old kid. Whenever you're around them, talk wrong. So, now it's like his first day of school and he says to the teacher, 'Mambo dogface to the banana patch?'
by DCD$ November 22, 2010
Get the Mambo dogface to the banana patch?mug. 1. A way to describe someone's behavior when they are being crazy, insane, silly, spontaneous, funny, or wild.
by AlexisBrooke November 14, 2011
Get the coo coo banana sandwichmug. Man, Brendan really got fucked by his own bananas this semester. Maybe if he'd smoked a little less weed he wouldn't have a .25 gpa. - Fucked by your own bananas
by orangecrush1221 May 4, 2008
Get the Fucked by your own bananasmug. When a guy breaks his wrists and his mom has to wipe his ass, but she can't get it all and it leaves glossy poop streaks on the insides of his ass cheeks.
Guy: Holy shit, did that asshole just moon us?
Girl: Yeah he did, but it was nasty because he was flossing some Double Brown Banana Slices. What a douche.
Girl: Yeah he did, but it was nasty because he was flossing some Double Brown Banana Slices. What a douche.
by Boots Mctooty March 30, 2011
Get the Double Brown Banana Slicesmug. When a person, usually a man, follows a girl into an open, person-less field without her knowing, and stabs her in the ass with a banana.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl looks like she's headed into an open, person-less field. I should totally pull a george orwell banana stalking.
Guy 2: Here, take this banana I was going to enjoy with my lunch.
*LATER*
Girl: OW! THERE'S A BANANA IN MY ASS! WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?
Guy 2: Here, take this banana I was going to enjoy with my lunch.
*LATER*
Girl: OW! THERE'S A BANANA IN MY ASS! WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?
by there's four of us January 25, 2009
Get the george orwell banana stalkingmug. A very famous phrase and song used in the popular youtube video "Charlie the Unicorn 2". In the video two unicons come up to Charlie and they want him to come along with them to see the Banana King but of course Charlie doesn't want to go because the last time he followed these strange unicorns he lost his kidney. But for some reason he goes anyway. But near the end of the episode they find a strange slug with a santa hat on. The slug soon begins to sing the "Put a banna in your ear" song...
Charlie you look quite down
With your big sad eyes
And your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so gray
Charlie when your life's a mess
When your feeling blue
Or are in distress
I know what can wipe that sad away
All you have to do is
Put a banana in your ear (a banana in my ear?)
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear
It's true (says who?)
So true
Once it's in your gloom will disappear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear
Put a banana in your ear (I'd rather keep my ear clear)
You will never be happy
If you live your life in fear
It's true! (says you)
So true!
When it's in the skies are bright and clear
Oh, every day of every year
The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere
So go and put a banana in your
Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
With your big sad eyes
And your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so gray
Charlie when your life's a mess
When your feeling blue
Or are in distress
I know what can wipe that sad away
All you have to do is
Put a banana in your ear (a banana in my ear?)
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear
It's true (says who?)
So true
Once it's in your gloom will disappear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear
Put a banana in your ear (I'd rather keep my ear clear)
You will never be happy
If you live your life in fear
It's true! (says you)
So true!
When it's in the skies are bright and clear
Oh, every day of every year
The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere
So go and put a banana in your
Earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
by Goldenfur productions August 6, 2011
Get the Put a banana in your earmug.