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Christian

A funny guy that bets people he will make roller coasters! He has a really weird ringtone
1. I called Christian

2. *No answer*
3. Hi if your trying to call Christian u have the wrong number
by Hockey_Funny_True June 1, 2020
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Christian is a type person who very caring,smart, funny , and handsome. Christian gets all the girls and doesn't realize how good looking he is and mostly doubt his own looks. He apologized for almost every single thing because he worried about hurting others and always think of others over himself. He prioritized his well being for sake of others. He a very good friend who takes care of everyone and everyone wants to be his friend!
"Christian is such an wonderful person"
by Ulturasexyman December 7, 2018
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Christian in a little bit of everything. He's sweet, but he's a bitch. He's supportive but he's also an egotistical piece of shit. But no matter what he is, he is everything to you and you know you can never let him go. Christian is also extremely creative. He's an amazing writer and comes up with some of the best lines you've ever heard. Christian is also an overthinker. He's been hurt and hurt people too many times so now he's scared of love. He's scared of you. He's scared of breaking you or being broken by you. But still, Christian is everything.

P.S. What he wrote was about you and you know it.
Is that guy gay?

Oh, no that's just Christian.
by MilkChocolateBunny November 24, 2021
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Christian, a fucking annoying person that has ADHD and autism if meet one walk the other way. He is a Nazi that's a satanist and wants to kill everyone. He will try and rape you first though before he kills you. If he doesn't rape you, then he will try to stab you to death and t-bag you until you get put into a graveyard.
Person 1: "Christian is coming towards us."
Person 2: "Lets walk the other way, before he talks about his fantasies of killing us"
by 4lw4ysR1ght October 27, 2019
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a guy that's tired of searching his name up and only getting religion related results. has a really big dick and gets all the girls.
look at that christian
by idek my name January 23, 2017
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Christian's 4-2 Rule

A debate rule which goes as follows:
At the average 6 round tournament, you should expect to lose two rounds. One of these rounds will be against a team that kicks the shit out of you, and the other will be a slip up. The four other rounds are won.
Wayzata: Christian's 4-2 Rule holds true once again at the NDF tournament
Vaskez: told you!
by ccans July 26, 2021
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How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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