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Black Dude

A person who posts on a forum a little too much whilst trying to pull of a whole gangster image.

I mean who has ever heard of a black person say dude?
Ah this black dude ain't shit.

We have a classic example of black dude.
by Fo Stizzle da Whizzle August 2, 2004
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black resume

ha.
by JerseyDevil13 October 18, 2008
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Black asshole

When a black guy is balls deep in a girls asshole and it litterally looks like she has a black asshole because his ballsack is covering it.
Vincent: Dude that girl in the video had a black asshole.

Billy: O damn u right
by sarajay2000 January 6, 2018
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Black Velvet

A Canadian whisky (spellt 'Whisky' rather than 'Whiskey' as in the U.S. and Ireland) of quality and affordable price. Like other Canadian-style whiskies, it's smoother than Rye or Scotch, yet not as sweet as Bourbon or Tenessee Whiskey like Jack Daniel's. Smooth enough to enjoy straight and it mixes well.
"Aiyo man want some bourbon on the rocks?"
"Nah, too sweet right now, give me some Canadian or Scotch. Maybe Black Velvet."
by deryckc September 5, 2009
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Black Ops

A Call of Duty title that online multiplayer communities are obsessing over. While the game seems to be very popular, it actually fucking sucks. This game is putting an end to teen pregnancies, and turning women lesbian at the same time. There has also been reports of straight males turning queer after playing it as well. While the multiplayer and single player experience is quite bad, the Zombies mode is actually pretty kick ass. The name of the game comes from African American descent, most likely being nigger.
Guy 1: Playin' Black Ops tonight?

Guy 2: I can't clown with that nigger anymore. Hell, I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna go out and find some penis.

Guy 1: What the hell? I thought you had a girlfriend??

Guy 2: That game turned me queer, and my girlfriend dumped me and turned dike.
by Dizzay February 26, 2011
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black chick

the best kind of women out there color to us hot with the body and the booty are mean and love our men but still hot and if a man messes over us we kick his ass women dont step to us unless they want to get knocked down can be a lady but will beat some ass if needed can dance can sing and cook and do hair and dont piss us off cause well have to get ghetto on you and you dont want that dont ever make 1 take off her earrings and dont approach us looking like a bum cause your feelings will be hurt
did you see that fine ass black chick with the fat ass over there let me holla at her hey baby black chick:nigga who you calling baby i dont know your raggedy ass get some gear a car and a job and your game straight
by kesha westbrook March 4, 2007
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Black Swan

Originated from the original motion picture Black Swan

(adj.) to look at someone in a suspiciously, sexually curious manner; paranoid.

(v.) to black swan one's self is to masturbate with your mother in the room; to fanatically fantasize sexually and paranoia based about someone of the same sex; to cup a women's vagina.

n.) someone or something that is paranoid, evil, dark, weird, mental disorder, and/or erotic; a woman who has lesbian tendencies; one who looks like they'll stab you or themselves with a mirror shard and put your remains in the bathroom
(adj.) "You look really black swan right now, could you please stop looking at me like that?"

(v.) "He totally black swanned my vag last night."

(n.) "Did you see that picture of Kristen Stewart? She totally looks like a black swan."
by PussyCatSaysMeow January 21, 2011
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