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penis line

1. When the outline of a man's penis is visible through his clothing.
2. When the head of circumcised man's penis is visible through his clothing.
1. hey becky look at your boyfriends penis line I bet he's got a big one
2. for swim team I had to wear a speedo and I was afraid my penis line would show.
by thatsright December 26, 2004
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penis pants

For girls- a pair of pants, that when you sit down, bend at the zipper area making the illusion of a penis bulge.
me: mom these jeans fucking suck!
mom: no they don't they're cute.
me: no mom look at this, they're PENIS PANTS!
by nbb October 25, 2006
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Penis envy

A longing experienced by women in an unequal society, for the opportunities and respect automatically awarded to some people just because they have a penis.
Despite years of working as a capable scientist, Kathy still had pangs of penis envy when she had to fight harder for her proposals to be taken seriously than did junior male scientists in her lab.
by Weaselpanties December 30, 2016
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Penis Monster

A Monster who chases small children around, grabbing and/or molesting little "weiners." Usually ends with jail time and/or new boyfriend named bubba from cell 19.
by Little bobby February 23, 2005
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Penis Head

a head which is similairly shaped to a penis genitalia.
by Sir CocksAlott April 14, 2009
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Purple Penis

The superhero alter-ego of the character Cat in the Newgrounds Flash series Retarded Animal Babies Episode 4: Stupor Heroes, animated by David C. Lovelace. He has the 'power to penetrate mighty fortresses', though he 'prefers shaved fortresses.' See also: Infinity Lad, Bruce Willis-Man,Satan Man, the Fucking Fucker, and the Triple-D Triplets.
Cat: I'm the Purple Penis! I penetrate mighty fortresses, and sometimes hairy ones!

Puppy: No, I called Purple Penis!

Cat: No, you said you were going to be the Green Penis.

Bunny: Green Penis? Eeeewwww!
by aka_Pyro October 10, 2007
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penis-breath

A: (noun) A girl who frequently gives guys blow jobs. This is the literal meaning for penis-breath.

B: (adj) To have smelly breath so that people sitting around you back away from you

C: (noun) An out-of-the-blue insult, for example calling someone a bitch or a dickhead.
A: *sexual tone*
"Hey, how would you like to come to my place tonight?"
"Errr..."
"Don't worry. I don't have penis-breath."

B: *whispering*
"His breath stinks! Let's just go now."
"Well there really is no point in sitting next to that penis-breath."

C: "Why didn't you come and meet me after school you penis-breath?"
"Oh sorry my bitchy English teacher gave me a detention."
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009
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