Snow White

I'm just sayin... It's a little date-rapey... Ya know?

Hym "I mean, he's never met Snow White in his life... And it's like... If the kiss doesn't work... And it DOESN'T wake her up... You know... Then what? Does he try again? Second smooch doesn't work... Now what? 'Well, I guess she's not my true love!' And then he just walks away? I don't know... The gears are turning... You know what I'm not even going to pretend. He's sticking his weiner in- It's- That's not even- It's the middle ages, alright? He's sticking his weiner in. The fact that the kiss worked is plot-armor. But wait... What if the kiss doesn't work but the weiner DOES? Is it... Is that fine then? Because he kisses her TO WAKE HER UP, right? Like, 'for the purpose' of waking her up. That was the goal. So... What then?"

by Hym Iam January 17, 2024

coconuts in snow

black people enjoying a holiday of skiing

"It's nice that all ethnic groups can enjoy the slopes during the season. For instance, the coconuts in snow look like they're having a wonderful time!"

by redis12 March 11, 2012

Snow Peach

The act of pressing your butt into the snow and leaving an indentation

Friend: You wanna go make snow peaches together?
You: Nah, the snow isn't deep enough for my fat ass

by Murffyzlaw January 9, 2025

snow dung

rude looking snow formations caused by incomplete snow fort or snowman construction.

Who made all that snow dung out there?

by Peeps April 9, 2004

Snow

something that is great when it starts, but if you live in Canada you will get annoyed with it by March. It falls in fluffy flakes and covers the ground like a white blanket.

Great. It's snowing.

by That smart emo November 20, 2018

Texas 2021 Snow Storm

A snow storm that hit the U.S. State of Texas from around February 15th-17th of 2021. It brought about temperatures in the teens and several inches of snow in some parts of Texas. It was notorious for knocking out power to some 4 million customers (according to one site). It has caused several deaths and likely caused millions of dollars of damage (due to burst pipes).

Person: Hey do you know what’s happening in Texas right now?
Person 2: Yeah there’s a snowstorm in Texas, called the “Texas 2021 Snow Storm”.

by CheeseCakeFries February 18, 2021

Ghetto snow

When you jerk off on someone else's Christmas tree without their knowledge, when it dries up hard and crusty it gives the appearance that it has snow and icicles on it.

Hey bro, let's go to Randy's house and make some ghetto snow!

by Dump truck December 8, 2016