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Smeather cookie

The teachers pet who is always a smart and/or clever cookie
"Maddie got 100% on that math test. She is a pretty smeather cookie."
by justkeep_swimming June 29, 2016
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Bitch cookie

Term used to describe an action that a fuckboi will take to show his chivalry toward a woman. It is an ironic term since the act itself is a backhanded compliment and one the fuckboi considers to be a “favor”. Usually used by narcissists of the male persuasion.
“Did you hear how he just threw her a bitch cookie? I mean, c’mon, buying her a donut isn’t like a four-star meal. It costs less than a dollar and he paid with nickels.”
by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021
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cookie cookie types

When few people in a group have too many lame inside jokes and constantly keep cracking them and sniggering about it in a bigger group.
(Inspired by how annoying couples call each other cookie)
I don't like hanging out with that bunch because the coversation ends up being "cookie cookie types"
by Chaach June 5, 2013
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dad cookie

by Kcookiekiller December 28, 2018
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Cookie Monster

A male who sexually abuses and exploits children and teens (online). An immoral man-child who needs to grow up. A man that hides himself in trash, and behind screens because he’s a bitch. A trashy-ass pedophile with no respect for his community and the innocent children whom live in it. A old washed-up ass bitch in his 30’s. A very very very ugly man.
Person A: Have you heard of Cookie Monster?

Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!

Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.

Person B: I second that!
by Josiejustcute October 18, 2021
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