Nick

A narcissistic abusive asshole who screams at you over nothing, plays guitar badly, has a worm dick and can’t wipe his own ass.

Nick quit screaming at me and wipe your ass!

by meowing tiger August 16, 2019

Nick

The man that makes girls just say “omg I just want him in me!” Nick is has requirements, you must be Italian and Sicilian, be from New Jersey/New York, you need a lot of money, and have a massive penis.

Omg that man is such a nick, I want him!

by SlippySalBoiii July 1, 2019

Nick Loizzo

Noun: A name often associated with having a large genitalia and even larger swagger

Damn, Nick Loizzo’s here, everyone drop your pants.

by Big_bass_6942069 February 2, 2022

Nick Carter

The sexiest man alive.
(Also a Backstreet Boy)

"Who is your favorite Backstreet Boy?"
"Nick Carter. 100%."

by nicksmissamerica January 15, 2023

Whiskey-Nick

When you celebrate an accomplishment by drinking an entire bottle of whiskey, eating an edible, smoking a cigar, devouring your entire pantry, and then proceed to vomit and diarrhea all over the house.

“Man, Last night I finished the remodel and whiskey-nicked all over the bathroom walls. I’m never drinking Jack Daniels again.”

by martymcfly713 April 30, 2021

Nick

He has a GIANT 134 penis

*gets 134 kills in infected

That a nick

by urmomscodsquad May 16, 2020

Nicking

To sit in your car all day instead of working.

I'm nicking my balls off today because I dont feel like working.

by Nikozborn August 21, 2025