Mexican Bean Butt

When your poop turns out to be half solid, half soupy, so it is like pooping out the beans that you get at a Mexican restaurant.

I had the worst Mexican bean butt this morning. Was it the food I ate last night?

by Buttrumpet April 20, 2014

Mexican Road Rash

Clusters of skin tags or moles on an overweight Hispanic's neck, usually the skin is darker than the rest of the body.

You see that gorda's neck? She got that Mexican road rash bad

by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020

MEXICAN STIR FRY

When you put hot sauce on a girls ass and eat it out ;)

I gave that bitch a Mexican Stir fry

by Gdogg7707 April 7, 2019

mexican hot pocket

The act of unflolding a hide-a-bed, dropping a duce, and reflodling for some unexpected individual to find at a later time.

Last time i was at Walmart I left a mexican hot pocket in onw of their display models.

by Pokintail May 15, 2010

Mexican long jump

The sexual act of performing an aimed long jump onto your partner and simultaneously inserting your dick in as the jump lands. Events include the oral Mexican long jump, back door long jump, and classic Mexican long jump.

Dude 1:"Whoa, did you see johnny miss that Mexican long jump?"
Dude 2:"Yeah man, some pretty painful shit, he got his dick cramped into the ground..."

by Ferret Waffle June 13, 2011

mexican dip

to put chilli sauce on your balls and get a girl to lick it off

i gave her a mexican dip

by chav12345 March 7, 2009

Mexican Jail

Mid coitus, the male withdraws from the female's vagina, gets her father on the phone, and demands he wire him $10,000 or else he puts it in his daughter's ass.

Tried the old Mexican Jail on Irene's Dad. No dice.

by John Shore March 5, 2009