Are You Insane?!?!?

A phrase used in response to a question asked that is completely normal or calm to confuse the person asking the question.

Luke: "Did you check the mail today?"

Mark: "ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!?!?!?"

by JohnHinkleH! October 15, 2011

you called?

Witty (or smartass) response to when someone calls out for God, Jesus, or other holy figures or deities. Often used to stiffle someone else's overreaction, while also serving as shameless self-promtion into holiness or godhood.
Can bee seen as the quicker and less patronizing version of the "Don't call me that in public!" response.

(after witnessing an indescribable mess)
Friend: Jesus Christ...
Me: You called? *smug face*

by Acronymus February 14, 2017

there you go

"the act of a male putting a girls hair back behind her ear"

"Hey!your hair in your face *motion* . . . There you go"

by David Bach April 16, 2008

fuck you and the horse you rode in on

a term used when pissed at a boss or an authority figure when they feel they are better than you

when alice was fired she told the boss " fuck you and the horse you rode in on!!!"

by chris Washington October 13, 2005

puck you

How asians say Fuck you

George Bush: Asians are stupid

Asian: Puck You!

by ghks1117 October 13, 2009

Thank you

The opposite of fuck you.

Thank you, cunt.

by Pawn of Sex June 2, 2016

one of you

Get two friends, then push them into traffic. One (1) of you lived to the end of this sentence, but the others aren't so lucky.

Creepy Carl: "One of you needs to get down here and suck my dick."
One of you: "Fuck yourself in the ass, Creepy Carl."

by Raul Pudd August 4, 2021