Dragon Lord

The rawest Halo 2 juggernaut out there. That sits atop its perch in the Ascension with a rocket launcher waiting to PWN stupid noobs that walk by

The Dragon Lord sees his prey

by kamakakazi324 December 9, 2008

Dragon Eyes

When a girl is going down on on a man while he's brushing his teeth, and after he cums in her mouth, he spit mouth wash in her eyes.

I woke in the middle of the night by high-pitched screams after my friend gave his girlfriend a pair of dragon eyes.

by TitianElConquistador July 20, 2010

dragon ball z

1. popular japaneese cartoon featuring poorly drawn characters that cannot be distinguished from each other, poor voicing, and battles between good and evil forces that can take dozens of episodes before completed. Episodes consist mostly of staredowns and vein-pumping of opposing fighters and brief moments of shooting lasers from palms and lightning punching & kicking. The show is also complete with repeated grunts, groans, and constipation noises that make you think theres an outhosue next to your TV

Dragon Ball Z is a terrible excuse for a cartoon

by Squishmanchu April 12, 2006

watch out for that dragon!

A set up for a joke.

"hey! watch out for that dragon!!!"

"what dragon?!?!?"

"Dees nuts dragon across yo' face, BITCH!!!!"

by just-to-the-ma'fukn-IN May 8, 2010

Angry Dragon

This is a variation on the more well known Angry Dragon (get head, cum, choke her on your dick, then it comes out of her nose). All you have to do, is punch a girl in the face, thus giving her a bloody nose. While blood is spewing from her face, you punch her in the stomach, causing a rapid release of air from her mouth, spraying blood everywhere and resembling a dragon breathing fire. She will be very pissed off, thus the name the 'Angry Dragon." No head is necessary to perform this, although it makes it better, because you get your dick sucked as well.

Kelsey was pissing me off all night, so before I dropped her off, I have her the Angry Dragon.

by HandlessHoudiniFan March 31, 2009

Jasmine Dragon Pearls

A sex act that is a combination of the "angry dragon" and "teabagging," in which the receiving partner swallows ejaculate, passes it through their nose, then has their partner drag their testicles across their semen-covered face, creating the illusion of "pearls." Named for a flavor of tea.

"My girlfriend and I tried some kinky shit last night - she let met give her some jasmine dragon pearls!"

by ilikefishsticks April 15, 2009

Train your dragon

when you can get your significant other to behave to your liking i.e essentially "training them".

Leah: "Girl, my man ain't acting right!"

Valerie: "whatchu mean?"

Leah: "Jose doesn't close the cereal boxes or put the toilet seat down!"

Valerie: "Girl quit complaining and TRAIN YOUR DRAGON!!

by The_Real_Beaner September 20, 2015