Dragon Eyes

When a girl is going down on on a man while he's brushing his teeth, and after he cums in her mouth, he spit mouth wash in her eyes.

I woke in the middle of the night by high-pitched screams after my friend gave his girlfriend a pair of dragon eyes.

by TitianElConquistador July 20, 2010

Dragon Lord

The rawest Halo 2 juggernaut out there. That sits atop its perch in the Ascension with a rocket launcher waiting to PWN stupid noobs that walk by

The Dragon Lord sees his prey

by kamakakazi324 December 9, 2008

dragon ball z

1. popular japaneese cartoon featuring poorly drawn characters that cannot be distinguished from each other, poor voicing, and battles between good and evil forces that can take dozens of episodes before completed. Episodes consist mostly of staredowns and vein-pumping of opposing fighters and brief moments of shooting lasers from palms and lightning punching & kicking. The show is also complete with repeated grunts, groans, and constipation noises that make you think theres an outhosue next to your TV

Dragon Ball Z is a terrible excuse for a cartoon

by Squishmanchu April 12, 2006

watch out for that dragon!

A set up for a joke.

"hey! watch out for that dragon!!!"

"what dragon?!?!?"

"Dees nuts dragon across yo' face, BITCH!!!!"

by just-to-the-ma'fukn-IN May 8, 2010

40's Dragon

The main assailant of America and the free world during World War 2, as is immortally depicted in the stained glass window. Some claim that the menace threatens our freedom even today.

"Has anyone seen the stainglass window that depicts a knight fighting a frightening dragon? Well that dragon threatened students during WW2, and though that seems long ago, I'd argue that the same menace plagues the members of our class on this very day--"

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wait, what? We're fighting dragons????"

by Sideler A July 15, 2003

Train your dragon

when you can get your significant other to behave to your liking i.e essentially "training them".

Leah: "Girl, my man ain't acting right!"

Valerie: "whatchu mean?"

Leah: "Jose doesn't close the cereal boxes or put the toilet seat down!"

Valerie: "Girl quit complaining and TRAIN YOUR DRAGON!!

by The_Real_Beaner September 20, 2015

Jasmine Dragon Pearls

A sex act that is a combination of the "angry dragon" and "teabagging," in which the receiving partner swallows ejaculate, passes it through their nose, then has their partner drag their testicles across their semen-covered face, creating the illusion of "pearls." Named for a flavor of tea.

"My girlfriend and I tried some kinky shit last night - she let met give her some jasmine dragon pearls!"

by ilikefishsticks April 15, 2009