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james: hi bob the builder

bob the bulider: hi james
by laughing man 101 April 30, 2019
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Mrs. Bob

In Moulmein, in lower Burma, I was hated by large numbers of people – the only time in my life that I have been important enough for this to happen to me. I was sub-divisional police officer of the town, and in an aimless, petty kind of way anti-European feeling was very bitter. No one had the guts to raise a riot, but if a European woman went through the bazaars alone somebody would probably spit betel juice over her dress. As a police officer I was an obvious target and was baited whenever it seemed safe to do so. When a nimble Burman tripped me up on the football field and the referee (another Burman) looked the other way, the crowd yelled with hideous laughter. This happened more than once. In the end the sneering yellow faces of young men that met me everywhere, the insults hooted after me when I was at a safe distance, got badly on my nerves. The young Buddhist priests were the worst of all. There were several thousands of them in the town and none of them seemed to have anything to do except stand on street corners and jeer at Europeans.
You're such a Mrs. Bob
by anonymous March 19, 2021
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Smelly bob

A tall man who hasn’t showered in a decade, he reeks of pure piss and shit and festers in his own stench all day long, his long greasy hair could oil a pan if he wringed it hard enough, he wears the same clothes everyday covered in shit and tea stain, his teeth are non existent and the few he has are black from all the asses he’s scranned in his day
by CDEEZ81 October 12, 2023
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Sweet Bob

Sweet Bob is the sweetest man you will ever know. He is made of Blue Raspberry Hubba Bubba, Charms Super Blow Pops, pink cotton candy, fluff, and chocolate covered cherries.
Sweet Bob is SO sweet I want to gobble him up! Yummy!
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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Bob Stemburger

The act of post ejaculation also known as busting a nut. You proceed to clean tip of your dick and shaft on a curtain.

Mostly done in a hotel.
I just finished with my wife and I proceeded to do a Bob Stemburger.
by anonymous February 18, 2023
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Bob

Bob makes Kim Kardashian look like a pitbull
willa: yo
everyone: eeeekkkk bob is cool not kim
by johnmitchelsandomcarlos October 12, 2021
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UnOfficial Bob

¨UnOfficial Bob¨, A player of the game Ark: Survival Evolved that has what so ever no skill and cant do shit in the game, and they will never decline a free handout. All these players want is free stuff. Since these players have no skill and dont do anything, They play UnOfficial or Fiber Craft. Usually these players will spawn a Dino in and kill 1 bob and think they are so skilled at the game. They usually go by the name of ¨Kevin¨.
Wow, that Kevin shitter is a real UnOfficial Bob.
by ablexiti May 2, 2021
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