Air Force Connection

Used to describe someones bad internet connection. Can be expressed to someone who is actually in the Air Force or just has ass internet.

Friend: Yo im lagging.
Friend 2: You got that air force connection!
Friend: Fuck let me restart my shit.

by Xboxguy343 November 13, 2019

superior air

Highness

He had a chain round his neck with the superior air of a lord mayor

by Vanakkam January 22, 2021

BYE-BYE air kiss

When that guy says bye to your girl extra sensually, thinking she won't notice, but when he's called out, he says that he actually gave her an air kiss.

Oh it wasnt an actual kiss; it was a bye-bye air kiss

by Jacket21 December 29, 2024

air

The sweetest person you will ever meet. Makes great handshakes, extremely pretty and is always counted on you can trust an air anytime

Friend: my BFF and I just made a cool handshake

Me: her names Air right?
Friend: HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

by Hiskdhdawjs August 29, 2019

Air Gare

Also known as Kerp.

AIR GARE is Kerp.

by MysteryBoyOnTheInternet October 23, 2011

Black Air Force Energy

A type of person who gives no shit.
They give no shit about you.

You don't care about life or people.

That bitch got some black air force energy!

by cheesedoodle8902 October 22, 2023

shitify the air

1. Bend over so you're on all fours.

2. Relax your muscles and allow your asshole to "gape" and let air in.

3. Squeeze the air out by tightening your muscles.
4. Repeat from step 2

This should "shitify" the air by making all the air be air that was in your ass.

example 1:
me (on the bed): *shitifing the air*
my gf (at her desk, hearing me): STOP SHITIFYING THE AIR!

example 2:
me: *on all fours on the bed)
my gf: i know what you're going to do, don't shitify the air

by falsefox February 12, 2024