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mom crush

The vaguely sexual attraction that middle-age women develop for the polite and well-groomed friends of their teenage sons.
Wally thought that Mrs. Olsen was just being friendly to the boys in the basement. but the glint in her eye and her moistened lips betrayed an obvious mom crush.
by Roland Van Owen May 24, 2007
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single mom

Powerful, strong, likely very independent woman who either by choice or circumstance has the responsibility and honor of raising her children largely solo. Excellent multi-tasker, has a strong fortitude and has fierce love for her children and will do whatever she can to care for and love her children.
That mom is awesome. She works incredibly hard to raise her kids, contribute to her community, and is a leader in the workplace. As an aside, she happens to be a single mom.
by CTYYC September 21, 2017
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koki's mom

1. Someone who offers sex in return for anime.
2. Hentai porn star
Brian: Dude, that chicks fine
Agh: Nah man, shes a koki's mom
Brian: Whatever, I'm to sexually deprived to care
Agh: Me too, lets go make love stallion
by Koki's Mom March 20, 2003
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Your mom

Your mom is a phrase used by people who are too stupid to come up with a answer to a simple question. Or don't answer it out of arrogance. This phrase is used a lot by spoiled college boys who's mommy and daddy paid for their car, tuition and ipods.

Obviously they are mommy's boys since they love their mommy so much they say your mom. They must love their mommy so much. See mommy's boy
Person: "Who pissed on the toilet seat?!"
Arrogant cunt: "your mom!"
by clueless_furball November 1, 2006
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G mom

Any kind of fuck-able mother in which you would do "dirty" sexual things to such as: the rusty bean, the steamed burito, burning ham booty call etc.
by Dg1234 March 27, 2010
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your mom

Used by asshats who can't think of anything better to say.

It is safe to assume what they meant was "I want your mom."
Asshat: Your mom.
World: Your two dads.
Asshat: Ouch, that hurt. Your mom.
by I hate your mom April 18, 2004
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your mom

a moral answer for any question, whether or not it makes sense.
where are we going? your mom!
by Yerr Maam July 5, 2005
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