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Green Giant

The word used to describe a "joke" that was so bad that no one laughs. Bad jokes such as these generally cause about 10 seconds of awkward silence which can be filled by saying the words "Green Giant" in the same way as it is said on the advert for Green Giant sweetcorn.

Originated on a school trip to Berlin in which the worse joke ever told was about a green giant. Another term that describes the same thing is lead e.g. a lead joke.
Tanc: *Tells and awful joke"

*Awkard Silence/Tumbleweed"

Charlie: Green Giant...
by Doctor Ectum April 3, 2009
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Green Bars

Them really annoying green windows loading bars.
Awww hell naw, I got more of them green bars!
by The Master of Time July 20, 2009
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green clusterfuck

A frequent phenominon that only occurs in the state of Washington. A green clusterfuck is when you come up behind a row of cars of two or more that are stopped at a green light. It may take three to five seconds for traffic to start moving. It can also occur when your in a long line of cars and the light has just turned green. In this case the light might turn red before you get to move, if you even get to move at all.
Shit man!, I got caught in the biggest green clusterfuck yesterday. I couldn't tell if the person in front of me was high, coming off of caffeine, or what.
by angry mafia May 4, 2009
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squeeze the greens

to urinate, to extract superfuous liquid.
"Better squeeze the greens before we leave as it will be a long trip with no convenient stopping places."

"Better squeeze the greens otherwise the dish will be too moist."
by ckm June 18, 2006
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Green, Virginia

Virginia Green is so hot and so cool.
by Loker June 14, 2003
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Green Shivers

The cold rush you get after smoking a joint of weed. Usually makes you shake quite abruptly which lasts for a short period.
Person 1: Hey man, try some of this weed, it's good stuff!

Person 2: Nah dude, I've had enough, I'm so cold, I've got the green shivers.
by WeedSmoker49 June 13, 2013
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Green room

A spot in the woods where you can smoke weed in peace.

A play on the common understanding of a green room, this term is most often used when skiing/snowboarding/hiking to discretely indicate wanting to smoke pot.
"Hey, let's get off the slopes and find a green room."

"Let's go to the green room."

"Green room?"
by HippyInTheHills April 26, 2015
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