Beetle Donkey 

A person who is hollow-minded. Dumbass with a hollow brain capacity.

Floyd

"Hey that guy is such a beetle donkey"

Beetle Donkey by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Schmoe-donkey 

An aggressively stupid person. A true schmoe-donkey combines the hapless, clueless, luckless qualities of a regular schmoe with the stubborn, clumsy qualities of a class-A jackass.

"Who was that random guy at the party?"
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."

Schmoe-donkey by Feb September 2, 2008

Get Danked 

To get pissed on without expecting it; typically as a punishment for an unnecessary comment. Derived from 'dank', which literally means unpleasantly moist or damp. If you get danked, I assure you, you will be unpleasantly moist.

Brendan: Dude, you're such an idiot for thinking Selena Gomez is actually a good singer.

Landon: ARE YOU TRYING TO GET DANKED RIGHT NOW?! SELENA GOMEZ IS A STAR.

Get Danked by defmasta232 October 29, 2014

Semen donkey 

When your riding your female partner really hard and she moaning like a donkey and then you slap her ass and make her turn round and then you spunk your male milk into her eyes.

I was fucking this girl so hard I gave her a "semen donkey"

Semen donkey by Banterbrigade November 12, 2014

catch the donkey 

V.

1.
To become under the spell of an outside force and therefore turn inexplicably evil.

2.
To get angry because a former lover gave you a sexually transmitted disease.

1.
I'll bet she's really going to catch the donkey this month.

2.
Nevula really caught the donkey from her last boyfriend, Zendrick.

catch the donkey by J. Jonny Jameson January 27, 2008

donkey tits

One who's breasts resemble those of a donkey

"Whoa! She's got donkey tits!"

donkey tits by Alex Jeji June 19, 2003

danked 

v.t.- from dank, to make up a definition of something on a website to get attention.

Johnny did someting stupid on a website's forum so his name got danked.

danked by Roscoe P Coltrane April 29, 2005